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2.2sHey, Meg, come here. Have a seat.
1.43s(YAWNS)
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2.1sDad, what are you doing?
1.5sMeg, I'm a redneck,
4.87swhich means I'm about to do something to you that you'll not remember until you're 40.
4.5s(MEG SCREAMING) Meg, come back here. I meant sex.
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4.57sMAN ON TV: We now return to Carl Sagan's Cosmos, edited for rednecks.
3.24sI'm Carl Sagan. Just how old is our planet?
1.63sScientists believe it's four...
2.53sMAN: Hundreds and hundreds of years old.
2.9sScientists have determined that the universe was created by...
3.34sGod.
2.07s...Big Bang. If you look at the bones of a...
1.3sJesus.
2.97s...Rex, it's clear by the use of carbon-dating that...
3.4sMountain Dew is the best soda ever made.