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1.99s
0.6sHey!
2.75sSince you were a no-show at all the big moments of my life,
2.84syou owe me years of back presents!
3.34sChristmases, birthdays, Easters, Kwanzaas, good report cards.
3.37sHmm, 75 bucks a pop plus interest and penalties.
2.14sYou owe me... $22,000.
2.47sI'll Kwanzaa you!
1.57s
1.73sHomer, don't be so hard on little--
2.13sWhat is his name?
2.59sThis is my room. This is my dresser.
2.44sIt's where I keep my shirts when I'm not wearing them.
2.05sOh, yes. Right in the drawers.
2.95s
2.49sYou remembered.
2.84sOh, I've missed moments like this,
2.03sMom.
3.35sI saw all your awards, Lisa. They're mighty impressive.
2.37sAw, I just keep 'em out to bug Bart.
1.9sDon't be bashful. When I was your age,
2.94skids made fun of me because I read at the ninth-grade level.
2.2s- Me too!
- Hey, Mom!