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2.13sOh, and, uh, my deepest sympathies.
2.53sHomer. That's my name.
3.97sWhen I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death, you told me no.
3.14sYou go downtown first thing in the morning and straighten this out.
4.04sMom! Dad! Bart ran into a door frame and bit his tongue!
2.14sWhat the hell is going on here?
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3.2sListen here! My name is Homer J. Simpson!
1.9sYou guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
2sI want you to straighten this out without a lot...
2.97sof your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo jumbo! Okay, Mr. Simpson.
3.44sI'll just make the change here. And you're all set.
2.47sI don't like your attitude, you Watercooler dictator.
3.7sWhat do you have in that secret government file anyway? I have a right to read it.
1.84sYou sure do.
2.77s"Wife: Marjorie. Children: Bartholomew, Lisa"--
3.47sAha! See? This thing is all screwed up!
2sWho the heck is Margaret Simpson?
0.63sUh, your youngest daughter.
3.17s"Uh, your youngest daughter."
3.07sWell, how about this? This thing says my mother's still alive!