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2.47sI don't like your attitude, you Watercooler dictator.
3.7sWhat do you have in that secret government file anyway? I have a right to read it.
1.84sYou sure do.
2.77s"Wife: Marjorie. Children: Bartholomew, Lisa"--
3.47sAha! See? This thing is all screwed up!
2sWho the heck is Margaret Simpson?
0.63sUh, your youngest daughter.
3.17s"Uh, your youngest daughter."
3.07sWell, how about this? This thing says my mother's still alive!
3.65sShe died when I was a kid! See that stone angel up there?
1.95sThat's my mother's grave!
2.84sMy dad points it out every time we drive by.
3.34sMr. Simpson, uh, maybe you should actually go up there.
1.18sHuh?
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2.65sOh, Mom. I'm sorry I never come to see you.
1.92sI'm just not a cemetery person.
2.43s"Here lies"--
1.74sWalt Whitman?
2.42sDamn you, Walt Whitman!
4.07sI... hate... you, Walt... freakin'... Whitman!
1.93sLeaves of Grass my ass!
2.17sWait a minute.