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4.35sNo more living vicariously through my girlfriends.
1.99s
0.6sHey!
2.75sSince you were a no-show at all the big moments of my life,
2.84syou owe me years of back presents!
3.34sChristmases, birthdays, Easters, Kwanzaas, good report cards.
3.37sHmm, 75 bucks a pop plus interest and penalties.
2.14sYou owe me... $22,000.
2.47sI'll Kwanzaa you!
1.57s
1.73sHomer, don't be so hard on little--
2.13sWhat is his name?
2.59sThis is my room. This is my dresser.
2.44sIt's where I keep my shirts when I'm not wearing them.
2.05sOh, yes. Right in the drawers.
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2.49sYou remembered.
2.84sOh, I've missed moments like this,
2.03sMom.
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