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2.5sYou've got the perfect build for a suit,
1.5s44 regular.
1.87s(WHISPERING) 56 huge.
2.52sBoys, even though I've been made Police Commissioner,
1.57sdon't think I've forgotten you.
3.02sLou, you're promoted to Chief of Police. Sweet.
2.1sAnd Eddie, you're promoted to Lou.
0.78sNice.
1.6sAnd, uh, who's gonna be Eddie?
0.83sWe don't need an Eddie.
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1.23sCommissioner Wiggum,
1.27sI need to confess something.
1.23sIs it that you're proud of me?
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1.87sI lied about being kidnapped.
1.53sThe whole thing was a hoax.
2.55sA hoax? A hoax?
1.43sOh!
2.38sBart, please. You can't take this away from me.
1.55sHow would I explain it to Ralphie?
3.37sThat kid can't understand where the world goes when you close the drapes.