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1.87sYou already sent us there twice today.
1.33sNo. That was for snacks.
3.05sThis time, it's not personal.
3.27sI need the name of everyone who buys Chintzy Pop popcorn.
3.02sOof. Chintzy Pop is the worst legal popcorn.
2.2sMany of the kernels are baby teeth.
3.05sThere are only two idiots cheap enough to buy this crap.
1.22sYou and...
4.4sOh, baby. (BEEPING) Is there anything better than video poker and Chintzy Pop?
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2.25sWhoa! I'm looking at an inside straight!
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1.59s(BEEPING)
0.83sOh.
2.44sSomeday I'll hear the winning music.
1.2sSomeday.
3.24s(GUNS COCKING) (GASPS) Drop the corn, tighty-whitey!
1.75sWhat? I didn't do anything!
2.37sWe'll let a judge be the judge of that!
1.4sYo, Chief, we found the kid!