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2.8s(GASPS) Bart! Are the kidnappers after you?
3.2sWell, some kidnappers might be after me. It's a big world.
2.07sBut in this case, I faked the whole thing.
1.78sWhy? Are you mad at me?
1.67sNo. It's not about you.
6.19sOh. It's never about me! (GRUNTS) OFFICER (ON RADIO): 10-23, you seen anything?
1.9sLook, I need a place to hide out until the heat is off.
2.57sIn my dad's apartment, the heat is always off.
2.57sHe made a coat out of all my stuffed animals.
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1.57sYou can hide out in my room.
2.13sMy dad won't know because he's at work.
3.89sShoo! Get outta here! (CROWS CAWING) These aren't your soybeans!
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3.3sWow. I should've read these headlines a long time ago.
4.42sTogether, they really paint a picture of failure.