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4.62sMrs. Simpson, is the pain so unbearable you wish your son had never been born?
6.91sOoh! What a horrible thing to say to a mother. (CRYING) Perhaps reading this message aloud will comfort you.
4.37s"It's win-a-Hawaiian-getaway-week on Channel 6."
1.75sSo, mail in those pineapple stickers today.
2.77sAloha means one entry per person.
4.84s(WAILING) I will find Bart Simpson. Clancy Wiggum is on the case.
4.22s(ALL LAUGHING) Chief, seriously, shouldn't we just plan for the funeral?
2.55sHey, I crack cases all the time.
3.24sLike the case of the symphony conductor who murdered his star cellist.
1.77sThat was an episode of Columbo, Chief.
2.64sThey show you who the bad guy is at the beginning of each one.
1.03sYeah. But you have to remember.