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3.47sLike a bloodhound mixed with a student loan officer.
1.18sHey, I can't leave this place.
5.29sI get three square meals a day and trailer time with Springfield's craziest chicks.
3.3s(ALL SCREAMING) Hey, I got the most to lose here.
2.44sI just printed up 10,000 business cards.
2.54sHow am I gonna pass all these out before she catches me?
3.75sGive me a call sometime! Give me a call some... (GROANS) Here comes the panic!
6.37sPeople, please, the only way Lisa can bust me is if she finds someone who can prove I was at that rap show.
2.7s(SNAPS FINGERS) And I know just where she can find that someone.
2.25sLet's go cover our asses!
5.34sWait. Before we go, I took the liberty of making these embroidered conspiracy jackets for all of us.
2.83sWow. Those jackets are beautiful!
1.55sWe must never wear them.