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1.45sHmm.
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2.15s"We have kidnapped your son.
2.99s"Follow instructions and Bart will not be harmed."
2.27sFollow instructions? He's doomed!
5.44s(WAILING) This'll be the worst Thanksgiving dinner ever!
2.17sThanksgiving's not for months!
2.4sThe bad news keeps on coming!
1.87s(WAILING)
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5.32sTragedy climbed a ladder last night as 10-year-old Bart Simpson was snatched from his bed,
4.3shis chocolate milk dreams cut short by kidnapping fiends.
4.62sMrs. Simpson, is the pain so unbearable you wish your son had never been born?
6.91sOoh! What a horrible thing to say to a mother. (CRYING) Perhaps reading this message aloud will comfort you.
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4.37s"It's win-a-Hawaiian-getaway-week on Channel 6."
1.5s(CRYING)
1.75sSo, mail in those pineapple stickers today.