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2.64sLisa, I'm very glad you brought me this.
3.77sI'll see that it gets to the proper authorities.
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1.35sDad!
1.23sWhy did you do that?
2.27sHollywood producers have paid me a fortune,
3.4swhich I've already lost, for the rights to Bart's story.
4.09sSo I have to destroy anything that proves that story's not true.
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2.42sWhy did you burn up your shirt?
2.74sWhat shirt? I don't see any shirt.
1.28s(GRUNTS)
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2.52sBurn the truth. Burn the truth.
4.77s(SIGHS) So you see, Principal Skinner, that's why I had to come to you.
2.2sWait. Why did your father burn his pants?
1.33sIt doesn't matter.
4.07sThe point is only with your help can I expose Bart's lies.
2.15sA chance to bring down Bart Simpson,
3.49sour school's second most wanted criminal after the mysterious El Barto.