3.05sThere are only two idiots cheap enough to buy this crap.
1.22sYou and...
4.4sOh, baby. (BEEPING) Is there anything better than video poker and Chintzy Pop?
1.74s
2.25sWhoa! I'm looking at an inside straight!
0.53s
1.59s(BEEPING)
0.83sOh.
2.44sSomeday I'll hear the winning music.
3.24s(GUNS COCKING) (GASPS) Drop the corn, tighty-whitey!
1.75sWhat? I didn't do anything!
2.37sWe'll let a judge be the judge of that!
1.4sYo, Chief, we found the kid!
2.35sWow. For once I did everything right.
1.22sWhat's going on?
1.92sI didn't know he was here! I swear!
1.08sUh, Chief?
1.19s
2.17sIs Milhouse's dad gonna be in trouble?
1.67sHe's not really a bad guy.