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1.23sCommissioner Wiggum,
1.27sI need to confess something.
1.23sIs it that you're proud of me?
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1.87sI lied about being kidnapped.
1.53sThe whole thing was a hoax.
2.55sA hoax? A hoax?
1.43sOh!
2.38sBart, please. You can't take this away from me.
1.55sHow would I explain it to Ralphie?
3.37sThat kid can't understand where the world goes when you close the drapes.
2.27sBut what about Milhouse's dad?
2.65sHey, this is the best thing that ever happened to that loser.
1.87sWomen love famous felons.
6.24s(WOMAN SCREAMING) Kirk, you are so dangerous and misunderstood.
1.84sYou've kidnapped my heart.
2.5sI love the way I've heard of you.
5.16s(SCREAMING CONTINUES) So Bart, as you can see, from what I just said,