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1.9sUh, listen, Commissioner.
4.47sLisa Simpson came by the office today asking questions about her brother's kidnapping.
1.33sQuestions? Yes.
2.84sAs if she were trying to unravel a tapestry of deceit.
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1.08s(CAMERA CLICKING)
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1.95sAll right, people. We got a situation here.
2.63sYour daughter's gonna blow our whole deal sky high.
3.42sYou leave Maggie to me.
1.22sNo, Lisa.
2.98sNot her. She'll hunt us down relentlessly.
3.47sLike a bloodhound mixed with a student loan officer.
1.18sHey, I can't leave this place.
5.29sI get three square meals a day and trailer time with Springfield's craziest chicks.
3.3s(ALL SCREAMING) Hey, I got the most to lose here.
2.44sI just printed up 10,000 business cards.
2.54sHow am I gonna pass all these out before she catches me?
3.75sGive me a call sometime! Give me a call some... (GROANS) Here comes the panic!
6.37sPeople, please, the only way Lisa can bust me is if she finds someone who can prove I was at that rap show.
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