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2.03sthey are our daughters, our sisters,
3.04sour grandmas, our aunts, our nieces and nephews.
2.6sWell, not our nephews.
1.93sThey are our mothers.
3.74sAnd you know something, folks ? As ridiculous as this sounds,
3.04sI would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife...
3son the back of my neck as I sleep...
3.27sthan to stuff dollar bills into some stranger's G-string.
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4.3sAm I wrong ? Or am I right ?
4.77sMy wife gets the cutest little thing, right here, when she smiles.
3.3sThis is my Suzie. Oh, she's so cute.
1.97sHere's mine.
2.6sYou know, my mom sounded a little down the other day.
2.1sI'd better give her a call.
0.1sHomer.
1.67sMarge.
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2.87sAll right, folks. Show's over. No more to see, folks.
3.74sCome on. Only sick people want to see my folks kiss.