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2.97sQUAGMIRE: Oh, she's so ugly! I don't want to get in that.
2.02sPeter, I'm not gonna do it. Deal's off. Deal's off.
1.3sNo, it isn't! QUAGMIRE: Yes, it is.
1.84sI'm gonna spread my legs, and yours will pop through.
1.23sYou better not. I am.
1.63sI'm re-jiggering my position right now.
1.3sOh, no, you don't!
1.2s(BOTH GRUNTING)
1.34s
1.74sWhat the hell is going on here?
2.34s
1.13sOh.
2.37sHi, Angela, I'm Peter's friend, Glenn Quagmire.
2.44sThank you so much for having me in your home.
1.8sAnd I would have had sex with you,
3.67sbut Peter neglected to tell me that you are a complete dumpster fire.
1.07sSome friend, huh?
2.99sOkay. All right, take it easy.
2.8sI am tired of playing games, Griffin. I mean, let's go.
3.8sI have waited long enough. I'm having sex with you right now.
1.48sNo! I don't wanna!
3.15sGriffin! You have sex with me or you're fired.
3.24sFine! Fire me! I'm through being harassed by you!
1.87s
1.37sYou know, this is awful timing,
5sbut I remembered part of the reason I came over was 'cause my cousin is looking for a job at the brewery.
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