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2sand I want to have sex with you now.
1.53sReally? Giggity.
2.47sYeah, but I want to just do it through my zipper, all right?
1.94sI don't want to have to take off all my clothes,
3.2s'cause I'm self-conscious about my Congressman Barney Frank body.
2.23sOh, I suppose I can work with that.
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1.72sQUAGMIRE: Oh, yuck!
2.02sWhat do you say we go into the bedroom?
2.2sYeah, sure.
2.97sQUAGMIRE: Oh, she's so ugly! I don't want to get in that.
2.02sPeter, I'm not gonna do it. Deal's off. Deal's off.
1.3sNo, it isn't! QUAGMIRE: Yes, it is.
1.84sI'm gonna spread my legs, and yours will pop through.
1.23sYou better not. I am.
1.63sI'm re-jiggering my position right now.
1.3sOh, no, you don't!
1.2s(BOTH GRUNTING)
1.34s
1.74sWhat the hell is going on here?
2.34s
1.13sOh.
2.37sHi, Angela, I'm Peter's friend, Glenn Quagmire.
2.44sThank you so much for having me in your home.
1.8sAnd I would have had sex with you,
3.67sbut Peter neglected to tell me that you are a complete dumpster fire.
1.07sSome friend, huh?
2.99sOkay. All right, take it easy.
2.8sI am tired of playing games, Griffin. I mean, let's go.