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1.77sIf you have sex with her, you give her all the power.
1.53sIf you don't have sex with her, you're gay.
1.03sYou can't win.
1.42sYou can't do anything, Peter.
2.84sThese days, women have all the power in the workplace.
1.73sYou know, I never told you guys this,
1.94sbut my police captain is a woman.
3.87sOne day, she wheeled me into her office and then made me have sex with her.
1.47sIt was awful. Oh, my God,
1.57sthat must have scarred you for life.
3sNo, I was into it. It was just awful sex.
2.67sIt was like trying to get a deflated balloon into a...
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2sWell, I guess a normal vagina.
1.43sIt was pretty bad.
2.33sI don't want to get fired and have to look for another job.
1.23sWhat the hell do I do?
1.57sI might be able to help you, Peter.
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1.57sAll right, hurry up, let's get this over with.
2.37sAll right, unbutton your shirt and your pants.
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2.07sThat ought to do it. Okay, close up.
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1.3sAll right, let me get lined up right,
2.07sso she'll think it's you she's having sex with.
1.8sWow, that's really clever. Thanks.
2.43sAnd if you don't feel like doing Lois later, I can stick around.
1.47s(LAUGHING) Oh, let's...