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1.53sI'm almost there.
3.24sOh! Your breath is filling me up.
2.94sYour breath and this squash racquet.
3.1s(MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY) I like kangaroos.
1.6sOh, sure you do.
4.14sWell, tomorrow, I'm getting you a kangaroo T-shirt.
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4.27sAnd she wants me to come over to her house tonight to work on a special project.
1.54sI know she's gonna make me have sex with her.
1.17sWhat the hell am I gonna do?
1.15sI don't know, Peter.
1.77sIf you have sex with her, you give her all the power.
1.53sIf you don't have sex with her, you're gay.
1.03sYou can't win.
1.42sYou can't do anything, Peter.
2.84sThese days, women have all the power in the workplace.
1.73sYou know, I never told you guys this,
1.94sbut my police captain is a woman.
3.87sOne day, she wheeled me into her office and then made me have sex with her.
1.47sIt was awful. Oh, my God,
1.57sthat must have scarred you for life.
3sNo, I was into it. It was just awful sex.
2.67sIt was like trying to get a deflated balloon into a...
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