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1.73sDreyfuss, what are you doing here in Quahog?
1.67sMy nephew's in the play.
2.3sGod, can't you go anywhere these days without these damn paparazzi?
3.24s(SIGHS) PETER: Where you going? Oh, you going to the bathroom?
2.6sYou going to have a close encounter of the turd kind?
2.57s(PETER LAUGHING) Hey, I think you're gonna need a bigger boat!
2.57s(LAUGHS) These jokes are for you, Peter,
1.97swhen you watch this tape in the future.
1.33sHi, future Peter.
2.37sI'm going to plant a tree for you when I get home.
2.74sLook outside and you'll see a grown tree.
2.54sPETER: (ON VIDEO) I'm going to plant a tree for you when I get home.
2.9sLook outside and you'll see a grown tree.
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1.5sYay!
1.87sNow look at your hand. It's just a nub,
2.4s'cause I'm gonna cut off all the fingers.
3.5sOh, yeah, past Peter? Well, two can play that game!
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2.57sTake that! (LAUGHING) Wait a minute.
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2.47sSo, had a little trouble up there on stage, huh?
1.03sWhat do you mean?
1.37sI mean crying and wetting yourself.
1.4sYou looked ridiculous.
2.77sYou know what? I'm gonna buy a cake when you're dead.