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3.2sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.75sAll the things that make us
1.67sLaugh and cry
5sHe's a family guy
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2.7sOh, I am so excited for Stewie's first play.
3.07sDon't you think it's a little soon for a musical about Terri Schiavo?
1.94sOr too late? Shh. It's starting.
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1.93s(MONITOR BEEPING)
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1.68s(VENTILATOR WHEEZING)
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1.4s(CLINKING RHYTHMICALLY)
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1.73s(DRIPPING RHYTHMICALLY)
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1.2s(LIVELY TUNE BEGINS)
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3.47sHi, Doctor, it's me, Michael Schiavo. How's my wife doing?
1.17sShe's a vegetable.
1.6sI hate vegetables.
3.37s(LAUGHING) Don't worry about her, Mr. Schiavo.