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2.45sYeah, journalist. And I got 100 bucks for it,
2.85swhich I used to buy this $4,000 video camera.
2.82sMeet Peter Griffin, video paparazzi.
2.17sFrom now on, I'm gonna be right where the action is,
2.27slike my uncle, The Guy in the White Hat Griffin.
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1.4sPETER: Stewie! Stewie, how's that oatmeal?
1.7sIs it true you're having an affair with that oatmeal?
2sWhat do you say about the rumors that you have a full diaper?
1.47sI'm just trying to eat here.
1.37sWhat did you do to your mother's vagina?
1.2sLeave me alone!
0.82sHow come your feet are so small?
1.62sIs it true you can't say "spaghetti"?
1.57sWhat about the rumors that you have cooties?
2.34sIs it true you doubled your weight in the last six months?
1.2s(SHUDDERING)
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3.04s(SCREAMS) STEWIE: Daddy! Help me, Daddy!
1.8sPETER: I can't get involved 'cause of journalism.
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1.53sTom! Tom Tucker! Tom!
1.17sThe news isn't funny.
1.54sIt's not supposed to be funny.