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1.8sPETER: I can't get involved 'cause of journalism.
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1.53sTom! Tom Tucker! Tom!
1.17sThe news isn't funny.
1.54sIt's not supposed to be funny.
1.77sTom, who were you having dinner with in there? Was it a guy?
2.64sAre you gay? Someone said you were gay. It was me.
3sAre the rumors I'm making up true? Ignore me if you're gay.
2.52s
1.33sMayor West, over here!
1.73sWhat hot spot are you going to this Friday night?
3.97sOh, I've got some pretty nifty plans, my camera-wielding friend.
1.37s- Yeah?
- That's right.
3.3sEvery Friday night, I'm a clearance-sale area rug.
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4.4sBoy, I hope somebody buys me. I'd look swell in their den.
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1.17s(LAUGHING)
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3.97s(GROANS) (MUSIC PLAYING) PETER: Rubik the Amazing Cube!
1.17sRubik the Amazing Cube!
1.17sDo you have a drinking problem?
1.37sWhy are your colors all messed up?
1.73sI can fix this.
3.6sLine up the two corners, red next to yellow...
1.43sOh, fuck it!