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1.17sPETER: What do I look like, a Staples?
1.13sI don't carry that stuff around.
1.43sLook, I'm sorry, I can't help you.
8.01sPETER: Oh, what, you too big and famous to walk over to that corner drugstore and pick up a pen and paper and possibly some other groceries I need and come back and sign several things for me?
1.3sYou're a jerk!
1.62sThat was my tape, everybody.
2sI sent that in and they put it on TV,
2.23swhich makes me a famous journalist.
3.32sJournalist? You're badgering a celebrity and passing it off as news.
2.45sYeah, journalist. And I got 100 bucks for it,
2.85swhich I used to buy this $4,000 video camera.
2.82sMeet Peter Griffin, video paparazzi.
2.17sFrom now on, I'm gonna be right where the action is,
2.27slike my uncle, The Guy in the White Hat Griffin.
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1.4sPETER: Stewie! Stewie, how's that oatmeal?
1.7sIs it true you're having an affair with that oatmeal?
2sWhat do you say about the rumors that you have a full diaper?
1.47sI'm just trying to eat here.