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1.37s- Yeah?
- That's right.
3.3sEvery Friday night, I'm a clearance-sale area rug.
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4.4sBoy, I hope somebody buys me. I'd look swell in their den.
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3.97s(GROANS) (MUSIC PLAYING) PETER: Rubik the Amazing Cube!
1.17sRubik the Amazing Cube!
1.17sDo you have a drinking problem?
1.37sWhy are your colors all messed up?
1.73sI can fix this.
3.6sLine up the two corners, red next to yellow...
1.43sOh, fuck it!
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2.32sPETER: Ollie Williams, why do you look so much like Will Smith?
2.5sHey, Will Smith, what was it like to punch that alien in the face?
2.84sEddie Murphy, what was that whole thing with you and that transvestite hooker?
1.47sBernie Mac, how come you died?
2.09sOprah, why are you so fat, Don Cheadle?
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