Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
1.43sOh, fuck it!
4.51s
2.32sPETER: Ollie Williams, why do you look so much like Will Smith?
2.5sHey, Will Smith, what was it like to punch that alien in the face?
2.84sEddie Murphy, what was that whole thing with you and that transvestite hooker?
1.47sBernie Mac, how come you died?
2.09sOprah, why are you so fat, Don Cheadle?
0.93s
3s
0.97s
1.1sYou almost done in there, Peter?
1.07sHang on, Lois.
1.57sStupid Ollie Williams broke my glasses.
1.47sI got to put in my contacts.
1.82sBy the way, the repair shop called.
1.77sThey said they can't fix your camera.
1.87sWell, that's just great, Lois. That's great.
3.04sAnd here I was going to use the money to take you to Cancun this winter.
1.4s"Cancun," Peter.
2.2sWhoa! Whoa! I don't like Ollie any more than you do,
1.93sbut we are a 21st-century family,
1.53sand I will not have that kind of talk here.
1.23sWhatever.
2.47s