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2.07sThat ought to do it. Okay, close up.
1.67s
1.3sAll right, let me get lined up right,
2.07sso she'll think it's you she's having sex with.
1.8sWow, that's really clever. Thanks.
2.43sAnd if you don't feel like doing Lois later, I can stick around.
1.47s(LAUGHING) Oh, let's...
2.1sLet's just see how this goes.
1.23s(DOORBELL RINGS)
2.47s
1sHello, Griffin.
1.73sHello, Angela.
1.97sYou know, Angela, I've been thinking about it,
2sand I want to have sex with you now.
1.53sReally? Giggity.
2.47sYeah, but I want to just do it through my zipper, all right?
1.94sI don't want to have to take off all my clothes,
3.2s'cause I'm self-conscious about my Congressman Barney Frank body.
2.23sOh, I suppose I can work with that.
1.14s
1.72sQUAGMIRE: Oh, yuck!
2.02sWhat do you say we go into the bedroom?
2.2sYeah, sure.
2.97sQUAGMIRE: Oh, she's so ugly! I don't want to get in that.
2.02sPeter, I'm not gonna do it. Deal's off. Deal's off.
1.3sNo, it isn't! QUAGMIRE: Yes, it is.
1.84sI'm gonna spread my legs, and yours will pop through.
1.23sYou better not. I am.
1.63sI'm re-jiggering my position right now.
1.3sOh, no, you don't!