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1.63sAnd look how big your doggie cage is.
1.44sYou could fit a human in there.
1.5sClearly, you're a good owner.
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4.97sIt's such a weird situation. I just think somebody should be writing about it. Yeah.
2.2sDo you think it should be me?
1.7sShould I be the one writing about this?
1.23sI don't know.
1.43sI think it should be me.
1.93sThen just do it. Stop talking about it, for God's sake.
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0.9sOh, hey, guys.
1.52sWell, we got it all figured out.
2.77sTurns out my name is Glenn Quagmire, and this is my dog.
2.25sHey, you guys! Hey, I found my house.
1.6sTurns out my name's Joe Swanson,
2.44sand I found this police uniform in my closet.
2.32sDo you know what that means? I'm a stripper!
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1.94sWell, it's good we found out who we all are,
3.1sbut we still haven't found out what the hell happened to everybody else.
1.2sYeah, I've been thinking about that,
4.87sand I think the best course of action is for us to just go ahead and start repopulating the Earth.
1.2sBut there are no women.
1.24sWell, let's try some stuff.
1.58sHey, you guys want to see something cool?
2.5sThere's a bedroom upstairs that belonged to some girl,
3.04sand she's got bras in there, and the cups are different sizes.