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1.54sYeah, she is.
2.84sIt's not yours. Yours died.
4.15sYeah, and I bet I answered the customer complaint line at a Danish cookie company.
2.72sHello, Danish cookie company.
2.7sNo, I know they don't taste very good.
1.87sWell, because they're very dry, aren't they?
3.54sI mean, they came in a tin, how fresh did you think they were gonna be?
1.83sLook, it's dark and freezing in Denmark.
2.6sEverybody who made these cookies has shot themselves.
2.54sWell, I bet I did something really important and exciting.
3.5sLike maybe I was a speechwriter for the first ever black president.
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1.73sHey, can he say the word "ask"?
2.05sOr is that a word we should avoid?
2.92sYeah, and I betcha I was the voice of an animated bird.
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1.87sI thought I saw a cat.
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1.67sI did see a cat.