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4.89s(MUFFLED ZAP) Yeah, winner! Right here! All right, pal, what do I get?
4.7sWell, for five dollars, you could get your picture in a fake newspaper with a humorous headline.
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2sWow, my picture in the paper.
3.04sI didn't even get that when I brought that kitten and gorilla together.
1.95sHuh? Did I tell ya, Lois?
1.97sOh, that's beautiful, Peter.
2.5sShe's taking care of that kitten like it's her own.
2.79sYep, I knew eventually she'd stop tearin' 'em in half.
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2.97sThere you two are! We waited for you for four hours!
1.23sWhere the hell have you been?
1.6sLook, Lois, I know you're mad.
3.15sBut I think this will prove that I did the right thing.
1.97sI put our family on the map tonight.
4.47sNo longer will we be just those faceless nobodies who brought the bird flu to Quahog.
3.95sYou know, there's something seriously wrong with a man who always puts his friends over his family.