Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
2.37s- Hey, you want a pretzel?
- I'm okay.
5.42sYou know, you ever think if we could all just spend more time celebrating our similarities instead of just standing on our differences,
1.7sthe universe would be a much better place?
1.45sNot really. But that bum thing,
2.07syou're on to something there.
2.64sYou're some kind of deep thinker, aren't you?
1.23s(LOW TAPPING NOISE)
1.15s(CAR APPROACHING)
0.53s
1.25s
0.76s
3.54sWhere you goin'? I think your pie might be about ready.
2.14sHey, we're gonna share that pie, buddy,
2.73s'cause, you know, there's no "I" in pie.
2.84sExcept for the "I". But enough about numbers. You go.
0.83s
1.17s
0.92s
0sSo, we ready to do this?
1.8sYou guys.
2.53sI'm not sure that Peter's the guy we think he is.
2.8sHe seems harmless and actually kinda nice.
2.57sOh, my God. You slept with him!
2.7sWhat? No, no. We were just watching TV.
1.23sBut listen, you gotta believe me,
1.78she's not capable of hurting anyone.
3.99sClearly he's controlling your mind with his superior alien brain.
2.17sPETER: Ah, don't let 'em get you down, Paul Blart.