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2.94sbut now I'm thinking it's something you jam in your urethra to make you last longer.
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6.86s(GUN COCKS) Man, I wonder if I'm one of those secret assassins who doesn't even know it, but I'm a highly trained killing machine.
2.2sWell, I could test that by attacking you.
1.3sIf you repel my attack,
1.9smaybe that means you're a secret assassin.
1.95sGood idea.
2.84sI don't... I don't think I'm a secret assassin.
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4.57s(KNOCK AT DOOR) Hey, knock, knock, anybody home?
2.07sOh, hey, buddy. Come on in, I could use some company.
1.93sUm, okay.
1.87sHey, I know we're the only people on Earth and all,
3.67sbut what's with all these Mexicans coming here to steal our jobs?
1.37sHey, what are you doin' down there?