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1.6sIs that really too much to ask?
1.7s(SIGHS) I guess you're right.
1.57sCome on, Brian. Come upstairs.
2.15sI wanna show you a freckle on my sack that I'm concerned about.
1.67sIt has irregular edges.
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2.24s(DOOR CLOSING) BRIAN: Peter, what are you doing?
1.23sI'm not going to family night.
2.23sPETER: My agreeing with Lois was just pure theater.
1.13sCome on, we're jumping off the roof.
1.73sBRIAN: Are you insane? We'll kill ourselves!
1.3sPETER: Don't worry, we can fly.
2.34sI got this pixie dust from a magic fairy.
2.9sEither that or it's speed I got from a transvestite at a diner.
3.97s(LOUD SNORTING) PETER: Ah! It's the speed! It's the speed from the diner!
1.57sBRIAN: Peter, let go of me!
1.33sPETER: I need to go find a screwdriver and some lighter-fluid.
1.1sBRIAN: What? Come on! (SCREAMS)
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1.13sBRIAN: Damn it!
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1.77sSo what are we gonna do for family night?
2.77sOh, would you shut up? All the good people are gone.
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2.57sHey! Welcome to Quahog Laser Tag.
3.44sPlease pay attention while I show y'all how to put on y'all's vests.
1.97sSir, can I use you to demonstrate?
4.39sThank you, I have longed for your attention since the moment I arrived.