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3.84sso maybe there was some kind of catastrophe that we were all spared.
2.1sOr maybe we were all in some kind of accident.
1.85sWell, that would explain why you're in a wheelchair.
1.74sYou must have gotten hurt worse than the rest of us.
3.07sYeah, I got hit so hard, it knocked my piss into a bag.
2.37sNone of this makes any sense. Where the hell is everybody?
3.24sWell, if we wait till tax day, I'm sure the tax man will show up.
1.97s- Ha! You should tweet that.
- Okay.
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4.74s(PHONE BUZZES) (CHUCKLES) This guy's hilarious. I'm gonna retweet this.
2.97s(PHONES BUZZING) QUAGMIRE: Huh. JOE: Mmm.
2.8sSocial media is bringing us all closer together.
1.17sUnfollow.
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2.79sHey, you know, if we're all gonna be tryin' to figure this out together,
2.27smaybe it would be easier if we gave each other names.