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1.97s(STUTTERING) Can you not?
2.87sI just took a bunch of random stuff I found in my medicine cabinet,
1.7sand you're really freaking me out right now.
1.87sOkay, maybe he doesn't have a laser.
3.45sBut listen, if we're gonna kill him, we gotta find some guns.
1.89sOkay. Well, let's go.
4.27sNot all of us. Somebody's gotta go over there and keep an eye on him, make sure he doesn't go anywhere.
1.23sOh, come on. Why me?
1.7s'Cause I'm your owner and I said so.
1.2sBut I don't want to.
1.37sAll right, then, you asked for it!
1.37s
1.17sWhat, what is that?
1.5sI found it in my night table.
1.17sI thought it was a dog whistle,
2.94sbut now I'm thinking it's something you jam in your urethra to make you last longer.
1.19s
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6.86s(GUN COCKS) Man, I wonder if I'm one of those secret assassins who doesn't even know it, but I'm a highly trained killing machine.