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4.7sWell, for five dollars, you could get your picture in a fake newspaper with a humorous headline.
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2sWow, my picture in the paper.
3.04sI didn't even get that when I brought that kitten and gorilla together.
1.95sHuh? Did I tell ya, Lois?
1.97sOh, that's beautiful, Peter.
2.5sShe's taking care of that kitten like it's her own.
2.79sYep, I knew eventually she'd stop tearin' 'em in half.
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2.97sThere you two are! We waited for you for four hours!
1.23sWhere the hell have you been?
1.6sLook, Lois, I know you're mad.
3.15sBut I think this will prove that I did the right thing.
1.97sI put our family on the map tonight.
4.47sNo longer will we be just those faceless nobodies who brought the bird flu to Quahog.