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2.07sOh, hey, buddy. Come on in, I could use some company.
1.93sUm, okay.
1.87sHey, I know we're the only people on Earth and all,
3.67sbut what's with all these Mexicans coming here to steal our jobs?
1.37sHey, what are you doin' down there?
1.75sCome on, sit up on the couch with me.
1.47sAre you sure?
2.4sMr. Quagmire says dogs aren't allowed on the furniture.
1.43sI don't care about that stuff.
2.25sBesides, you look like you got a clean bum.
2.3sIt is pretty clean. I just cleaned it.
1.88sHa. Bums are funny.
2.43s(CHUCKLES) They are kinda funny. We all got one.
1.8sWe all got one! I was just gonna say that!
2.37sIsn't that weird? Everybody's got a bum!
5.04s(BOTH CHUCKLE) Mine's even got a secret compartment in it where you can store stuff.
2.37s- Hey, you want a pretzel?
- I'm okay.