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1.23sOh, come on. Why me?
1.7s'Cause I'm your owner and I said so.
1.2sBut I don't want to.
1.37sAll right, then, you asked for it!
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1.17sWhat, what is that?
1.5sI found it in my night table.
1.17sI thought it was a dog whistle,
2.94sbut now I'm thinking it's something you jam in your urethra to make you last longer.
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6.86s(GUN COCKS) Man, I wonder if I'm one of those secret assassins who doesn't even know it, but I'm a highly trained killing machine.
2.2sWell, I could test that by attacking you.
1.3sIf you repel my attack,
1.9smaybe that means you're a secret assassin.
1.95sGood idea.
2.84sI don't... I don't think I'm a secret assassin.
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4.57s(KNOCK AT DOOR) Hey, knock, knock, anybody home?