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1.73sWhere the hell did you get that story?
2.54sI don't know! I just can't stand it when he's not here!
2.89sPeter, you've got every other night of the week to spend with your buddies.
2.53sThis is the one night we've set aside for our family.
1.6sIs that really too much to ask?
1.7s(SIGHS) I guess you're right.
1.57sCome on, Brian. Come upstairs.
2.15sI wanna show you a freckle on my sack that I'm concerned about.
1.67sIt has irregular edges.
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2.24s(DOOR CLOSING) BRIAN: Peter, what are you doing?
1.23sI'm not going to family night.
2.23sPETER: My agreeing with Lois was just pure theater.
1.13sCome on, we're jumping off the roof.
1.73sBRIAN: Are you insane? We'll kill ourselves!
1.3sPETER: Don't worry, we can fly.
2.34sI got this pixie dust from a magic fairy.
2.9sEither that or it's speed I got from a transvestite at a diner.
3.97s(LOUD SNORTING) PETER: Ah! It's the speed! It's the speed from the diner!
1.57sBRIAN: Peter, let go of me!
1.33sPETER: I need to go find a screwdriver and some lighter-fluid.
1.1sBRIAN: What? Come on! (SCREAMS)
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1.13sBRIAN: Damn it!
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1.77sSo what are we gonna do for family night?
2.77sOh, would you shut up? All the good people are gone.
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