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2.89sBRIAN: It just doesn't make sense that there aren't any people.
1.33sThis couldn't have happened naturally.
3.04sSomething must have caused this. Or someone.
2.77sWell, when I find that person, I'm gonna strangle him.
2.64sI had a life, and he took it away from me.
2.57sI don't remember it, but I bet it was pretty good.
1.5sYeah, me, too.
2.57sI bet I was a doctor who had to deal with a lot of serious stuff,
1.87sbut always found a way to keep things light.
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2.35sOh, my God, she's beautiful.
1.54sYeah, she is.
2.84sIt's not yours. Yours died.
4.15sYeah, and I bet I answered the customer complaint line at a Danish cookie company.
2.72sHello, Danish cookie company.
2.7sNo, I know they don't taste very good.
1.87sWell, because they're very dry, aren't they?
3.54sI mean, they came in a tin, how fresh did you think they were gonna be?
1.83sLook, it's dark and freezing in Denmark.
2.6sEverybody who made these cookies has shot themselves.
2.54sWell, I bet I did something really important and exciting.