1.1sYeah. And you know why?
2.07s'Cause I don't try to tell him what he can and can't do.
1.37sOh, please, Brian.
2.2sYou're just two people who live in the same house.
3.1sIf you didn't, you'd never hang out with each other in a million years.
2.18sHe owns you. You're his property.
3.47sHe used to hang you in the garage so his fender wouldn't hit the wall.
1.5s
1.22sYou know, Lois is right, Brian.
2.2sYou think you're Peter's pal, but you're really not.
1.13sYou're just his dog.
1.4sWell, that's where you're wrong.
1.93sWatch this. Hey, Peter, you want to go hit the Clam?
1.5sNah, there's no way she's in the mood.
2.1s- Let's just go to the bar.
- Sounds good.
2.24sHeadin' to the bar with my friend, Peter.
1.53sYou're lying to yourself, Brian.
3.42sLike those girls who insist their best friends are attractive.
2.33sOh, Stewie, I can't wait for you to meet my best friend.