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1.22sYou know, Lois is right, Brian.
2.2sYou think you're Peter's pal, but you're really not.
1.13sYou're just his dog.
1.4sWell, that's where you're wrong.
1.93sWatch this. Hey, Peter, you want to go hit the Clam?
1.5sNah, there's no way she's in the mood.
2.1s- Let's just go to the bar.
- Sounds good.
2.24sHeadin' to the bar with my friend, Peter.
1.53sYou're lying to yourself, Brian.
3.42sLike those girls who insist their best friends are attractive.
2.33sOh, Stewie, I can't wait for you to meet my best friend.
1.27sShe is so cute.
1.13sYeah, she sounds awesome.
1.57sOh, my God, yeah.
2.54sPeople ask her if she's a model all the time. Here she comes!
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4.3s(STEWIE CHUCKLES) Okay. Okay, that was an extreme example.
2.7sBut face it, ladies, your best friends are not hot.
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2.1sYou know, how dare they question our friendship?
1.27sWe're friends, right, Peter?
2.14s'Course we are, Brian. Friends with benefits.
1.62s(CHUCKLES) Just kiddin', buddy.
2.1sWow. You really got into it, you weirdo.
2.67sUh, Peter, your seat belt back here doesn't work right.
2.33sWhat's gonna happen to you that hasn't already happened?
1.82sPeter, look out for that car!
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