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3.47sbut I really hope I have one of those mailboxes that looks like a cow.
2.17s"Moo," says my mailbox.
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2.35sWell, this is 31 Spooner Street. I'm home.
1.07sAll right, see you guys.
3.3sI'm gonna go shove my hand down my pants and see if that goes someplace.
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2.43sGuys! Guys! It goes someplace!
2.5s(SNIFFING) Hang on, I got something.
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6.19s(SNIFFING) I poop a lot on this lawn. This must be where I live!
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1.73sHey, Shirt Pants, come in here.
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1.03sOh, my God!
1.37sI know, I know! You're my owner!
1.73sI knew it! I knew we were pals!
1.53sYeah, I mean, there's no pictures of me,
2.13sbut I see you've got a dog collar and a leash.
1.63sAnd look how big your doggie cage is.
1.44sYou could fit a human in there.
1.5sClearly, you're a good owner.
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4.97sIt's such a weird situation. I just think somebody should be writing about it. Yeah.
2.2sDo you think it should be me?