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2.5s(SNIFFING) Hang on, I got something.
0.53s
6.19s(SNIFFING) I poop a lot on this lawn. This must be where I live!
1.49s
1.73sHey, Shirt Pants, come in here.
1.39s
1.03sOh, my God!
1.37sI know, I know! You're my owner!
1.73sI knew it! I knew we were pals!
1.53sYeah, I mean, there's no pictures of me,
2.13sbut I see you've got a dog collar and a leash.
1.63sAnd look how big your doggie cage is.
1.44sYou could fit a human in there.
1.5sClearly, you're a good owner.
0.7s
1.8s
4.97sIt's such a weird situation. I just think somebody should be writing about it. Yeah.
2.2sDo you think it should be me?
1.7sShould I be the one writing about this?
1.23sI don't know.
1.43sI think it should be me.
1.93sThen just do it. Stop talking about it, for God's sake.
2.1s
0.9sOh, hey, guys.
1.52sWell, we got it all figured out.
2.77sTurns out my name is Glenn Quagmire, and this is my dog.
2.25sHey, you guys! Hey, I found my house.
1.6sTurns out my name's Joe Swanson,
2.44sand I found this police uniform in my closet.