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1.5sI found it in my night table.
1.17sI thought it was a dog whistle,
2.94sbut now I'm thinking it's something you jam in your urethra to make you last longer.
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6.86s(GUN COCKS) Man, I wonder if I'm one of those secret assassins who doesn't even know it, but I'm a highly trained killing machine.
2.2sWell, I could test that by attacking you.
1.3sIf you repel my attack,
1.9smaybe that means you're a secret assassin.
1.95sGood idea.
2.84sI don't... I don't think I'm a secret assassin.
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4.57s(KNOCK AT DOOR) Hey, knock, knock, anybody home?
2.07sOh, hey, buddy. Come on in, I could use some company.
1.93sUm, okay.
1.87sHey, I know we're the only people on Earth and all,
3.67sbut what's with all these Mexicans coming here to steal our jobs?
1.37sHey, what are you doin' down there?
1.75sCome on, sit up on the couch with me.
1.47sAre you sure?