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2.4sWillie still loves ya, O Great One!
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3.6sStranger, you're a-trespassin' on my dirt farm.
3.04sUh, do you happen to need a messiah?
3.14sNo, but I'll take them sacks of money from ya.
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3.3sI should have stayed with the Promise Keepers.
3.64sDamn it! It fell apart like everything else I've ever believed in.
2.57sOh, I guess it's back to good old-fashioned voodoo.
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2.7sWow! I need a drink!
2.17sCome with me.
1.97sUh, is that your collar, Reverend?
3.8sUh, yes. How did that get down there?
3sCome back to papa, baby.
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2.87sTo think, I turned to a cult for mindless happiness...
3.17swhen I had beer all along.
3.77sAnd you, Marge, the bringer of beer.