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1.87sPlease call a doctor.
3.77sOh, these Renaissance fairs are so boring!
2.75sOh, really? Did you see the loom?
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2.29sI took loom in high school.
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1.85sMeh.
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2.94sYon meat is sweet as summer's wafting breeze.
0.53sCan I have some?
1.27sMine ears are open...
3.15sonly to the pleas of those who speak ye olde English.
2.13sSweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon...
3sthat I might sup upon suckling pig this noon.
1.78sWhatever.
3.7sOh! I've eaten eight different meats. I'm a true Renaissance man.
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3.75sI'll go to the first aid tent and tell them to plug in ye olde stomach pump.
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5.34sAlight your gaze on yonder fabled beasts of yore.
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