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3.54sI met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party.
4.04s- Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.
- We had one in his honor.
2.57sI had one in his honor.
2.42sI went to a strip club.
2.9sWell, here goes nothing.
2.38s
4.44sMum, Dad, meet Homer Simpson.
3.29sHow do you do? Hey, how are you? Nice to meet you.
2.67s
2.29sYou know what's great about you English?
4.82sOctopussy. Man, I must have seen that movie... twice.
4.89sYes. Yes. That's not too bad.
2.74s
2.7sHey, Krabappel, you get in the way of that bouquet,
2.3sI'll stuff that sun hat down your neck!
1.42s
2.87sSmithers, take me home. I'm not fully defrosted.
2.5sNonsense. Just sit down and rest for a moment.
0.64sThere you go.