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2.64sOh, Mom, thanks.
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1.57sHi.
2.08sWow, Lisa.
3.44sLooking at you makes me want to get married for a third time.
3.54sI met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party.
4.04s- Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.
- We had one in his honor.
2.57sI had one in his honor.
2.42sI went to a strip club.
2.9sWell, here goes nothing.
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4.44sMum, Dad, meet Homer Simpson.
3.29sHow do you do? Hey, how are you? Nice to meet you.
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2.29sYou know what's great about you English?
4.82sOctopussy. Man, I must have seen that movie... twice.
4.89sYes. Yes. That's not too bad.